Pilot
- C.J.: Is there anything I can say other than "The President rode his bicycle into a tree?"
- Leo: He hopes never to do it again.
- C.J.: Seriously, they're laughing pretty hard.
- Leo: He rode his bicycle into a tree, C.J. What do you want me to – "The president, while riding a bicycle on his vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop." What do you want from me?